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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines