How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.