How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.