How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!