How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.