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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard