What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Previous Random Joke Next

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy