What's tomato with you!
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
Pop,goes the weasel.
He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
He began to feel Merry.
The wheelchair
He threw away their wheelchairs!
Get a womb, you two.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.
They do it right first time.
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
A chairy.
A tomato in an elevator.
Both are red,except from the potato.
