What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.