What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!