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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"