What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.