What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.