What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"