What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic