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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Arrange Jokes More Arrange Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

10000 Jokes More 10000 Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.