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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic