March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Previous Random Joke Next
Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Arrange Jokes More Arrange Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

10000 Jokes More 10000 Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic