What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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A good start.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic