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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the expiry date on plastic?

81(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Arrange Jokes More Arrange Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

10000 Jokes More 10000 Jokes

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!