What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic