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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.