What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!