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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash