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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Chicken Sedan Jokes More Chicken Sedan Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Chicken Coup Jokes More Chicken Coup Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans.

2 Door Jokes More 2 Door Jokes

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.