Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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What do you call a chicken coop with four doors?

A chicken sedan

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!