Chicken Sedan Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

How many doors are on a chicken coop?

Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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