What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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