What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.