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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.