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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

What do you call a German who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation