What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation