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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation