What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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