What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.