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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.