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What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na