What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.