What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider