What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16