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What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.