What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook