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What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.