What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted