What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan