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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.