What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.