Everywhere.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
They cowmmute.
Paints the town red
An Iceburgh.
In the seedy part of town
Moped
Avo, CA does.
Wonton endangerment.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
I herd.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Oxnard, CA
Paint the town red.
A solar panel.
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Patient: She's out of town.
They paint the town dead!
My ears are burning!
To get out of this town.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Desserted
Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:
Raisin' Bran.
Obi-Juan
They only had two cars.
A buck an ear.
Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!
Mooey Thai.
Moo-tilated.
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Life.
Because it was irony.
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
