How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss