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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.