How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.