How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.