Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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A wind tunnel.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man