Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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A small medium at large.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine?"