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Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Blind Woman Jokes More Blind Woman Jokes

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Piercing Jokes More Piercing Jokes

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands