Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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