What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.