What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.