What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.