What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.