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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of patients?

All of them

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them