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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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It chips.

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It'll dim sum

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This is a bomb in a bull.

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Because they find him very down to earth.

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The earth revolves around me.

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Its peelings were hurt.

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Meet me - oh, right..

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HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.