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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard...

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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I met a knight

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.