He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
She moved.
The second coming of Jess.
Because they're good at finding common ground.
A sense of humor.
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
Man, go away!
All of them!
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
He sat under the durian tree.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
