What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.