What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.