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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.