What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Apple Turnover Jokes More Apple Turnover Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.