An Apple turnover.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
Because he's a Fungi!
He tried fighting fire with fire.
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
They both look good hanging from trees
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A Lot.
She must have called a 1,000 times
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
From PC
Put him on stilts!
Oh. My. God. You're hired.
He saw the apple turnover.