What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Apple Turnover Jokes More Apple Turnover Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why did the jellyroll?

He saw the apple turnover.