What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Apple Turnover Jokes More Apple Turnover Jokes

Why did the jellyroll?

He saw the apple turnover.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.