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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!