Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Herb Jokes More Herb Jokes

What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.