Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.