What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!