What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!