What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.