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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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