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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.