How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle