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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.