How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.