How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.