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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.