How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.