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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.