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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.