How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.