How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.