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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.