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Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon