Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

Neither of us can last more than a minute

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."