Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.