Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What are you waiting for?

A car.