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Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!