Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Who's there! Boiler! Boiler who?

Boiler egg for four minutes!

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"