Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!