Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.