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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.