What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.