What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.