April Sale - 20% Off

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.