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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What you call it?

Takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.