What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police.