March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Previous Random Joke Next
Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.