What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.