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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What's w/the ice pack?

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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RECALCULATING....*

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Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

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He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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He was accused of wreckless driving.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

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He was talking on his shellphone.

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Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

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The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

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You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.