Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
She thought it was diet coke
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
Rex (made this one up myself!)
An autumn-mobile.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
He was trapped under da-Brie!
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Take your time, there's no Rush...
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
