Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
They know how to work under the hood!
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
A jet propelled elephant!
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Because their drivers keep crashing.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
She moved.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
They rush in.
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
