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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.