What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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He was accused of wreckless driving.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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She moved.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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A screwdriver

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.