Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
You have a broken finger!
A doctor.
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
The guy gets fierious.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A jet propelled elephant!
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
She moved.
He was talking on his shellphone.
THESE are the brakes!
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
Me: Let's not rush things, OK
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
