They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Discover.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A jet propelled elephant!
Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...
Because it's a FAST food!
A fuel injected pickle.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
She moved.
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A blonde parade!
When it's on the train.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
It was udder destruction.
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
A dell
A gnatural disaster.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
The leisure centre.
The Baaahaaamaaas!
An autobiography.
You park your car, man.
Sign language.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....
