They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Discover.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
A jet propelled elephant!
Because it's a FAST food!
A fuel injected pickle.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
She moved.
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A blonde parade!
One of them you want to see a lot less of.
A calendar has dates.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Because it was two-tiered.
I.O.U.
Two letters.
A hopscotch
Kilt
Karma chameleon
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Pulled a muscle.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
