They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
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SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Discover.
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
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Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A jet propelled elephant!
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...
Because it's a FAST food!
A fuel injected pickle.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
A frog with hiccups!
She moved.
Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
A blonde parade!
He bowled long hops!
'Can I join you?'
Auschwitz, received well over three million starts
Auschwitz
A new age song.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
Shleepy!
Ewes sincerely.
Twisted pair.
Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
Karma chameleon
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
Tony.
Stew.
