Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.