Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
To get a filling!
They glazed into each other's eyes
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
It's a Taurus!
Don't taste me, bro!
Me 30 minutes into dieting
The ones with Jam in
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Astronaut-----
In his beef case!
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Vitamin bills!
Ohmlettes
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Your ex!
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Because they just kept lion around!
Your Sherlock Homie
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
Ones in a cup
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
