Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
To get a filling!
Donuts
Drunkin Donuts
They glazed into each other's eyes
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
It's a Taurus!
Don't taste me, bro!
Me 30 minutes into dieting
The ones with Jam in
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Astronaut-----
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Tooth hurty
Dim Sum.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Because umbrellas can't walk.
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
Anything it wants!
A drama-dairy.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
W' jammin it
Sans Sheriff!
