Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
To get a filling!
With jammin
Donuts
Drunkin Donuts
They glazed into each other's eyes
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
It's a Taurus!
Don't taste me, bro!
Me 30 minutes into dieting
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The ones with Jam in
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Astronaut-----
Put the ashes in the donuts.
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
It's his private eye.
Your Sherlock Homie
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Paddy O' furniture
Amon
Because they're a diamond dozen
I'm serious... help.
They get a hole in one!
Fore-play
Berried Treasure.
Because he couldn't get a date!
W' jammin it
No, Woman, no pie.
