Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
To get a filling!
Drunkin Donuts
They glazed into each other's eyes
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
It's a Taurus!
Don't taste me, bro!
Me 30 minutes into dieting
The ones with Jam in
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Astronaut-----
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Shine a torch in her ear!
No-eye deer.
He said it goes without a hitch!
Because they were Wright.
He put it in a conviction-oven.
It's his private eye.
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Isn't this using the internet backwards
With jammin
Cause it's always Jammin'
He wanted rich milk.
A Luncheon!
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......