Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Irish People Jokes More Irish People Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."