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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Irish People Jokes More Irish People Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep