Drunkin Donuts
An lette
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Patty O'Furniture.
Don't taste me, bro!
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."