Mary J O'Blige
Amon
With a funeral.
You buy it per-tater
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
Sham rock.
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Pati 'O' Furniture
The boron.
One person.
Drunkin Donuts
Paddy o' furniture
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
A shamrock.
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
A six pack and a potato
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
On less person is drunk
Because 1 more would have been 240...
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Their capital is always Dublin.
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
A six-pack and a potato
A 6 pack and a potato.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
One less drunk.
Patty O'Furniture
Irish pride
Legolas
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Tree fellas
Paddy O'Furniture
Patti O'Furniture
A 6-pack and a potato.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Counterfitz
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
The Leprenomichaun.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
Because they lack taters
Get off.
A new bar
He's the one with patches over both eyes.
No potatoes.
A pub.
Patio furniture.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Patty O'furniture.
Rady O'Gaga
Paddy O'furniture
McBook Eyre
A different bar.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Dublin down
Because one more bean would be too farty.
O'Pressors
Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
When it's French fried.
There's one less drunk.
Irish handcuffs.
Because he never left the pub.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
Paddy O'Furniture!
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
A paddy melt!!
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
He said, "do we now "
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Paddy o' Furniture
Viola.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
It drives me nuts.
Because one more would be too farty.
Because 7, 10, 11.
The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
1 GB
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.
