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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.