What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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