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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Because just one more and it would be two-farty