What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!