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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself