You sit in your own pew
It staged a coup
Their GPA drops
Ice melt it.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Because they are in sects.
Church
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
He sat in his own pew.
Pew! Pew! Pew!
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
