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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!