Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)