Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)