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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)