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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)