Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.