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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)