Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)