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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.