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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug