What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue