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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.