What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug