What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.