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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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They lie still.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.