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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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You get rich milk.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!