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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!