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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.