March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.