What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.