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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.