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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why are linux geeks very introvertish?

Because they never get out of their shell