How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves