How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.