How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.