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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.