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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence