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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde