What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"