What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.