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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde