What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!