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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.