What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.