What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Social Anxiety Jokes More Social Anxiety Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice