What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

Social Anxiety Jokes More Social Anxiety Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.