What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What is lemonade?

When you help an old lemon across the street.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Social Anxiety Jokes More Social Anxiety Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice