Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
He wanted to sing higher!
Being up to your nuts in cider.
Mack-a-Dameon.
A shih tzu
Baby giraffes.
I feel abominable.'
Because it was bipolar.
He was in The Nile
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
Because it was dead.
Thats nuts
Because I don't have any patients
He got a lot of patients
A mental hospital.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Don't Break the Ice