What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice