Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients