Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients