Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.