Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!