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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41