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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.