Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.