Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?