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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.