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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.