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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.