Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Which country do doctors hate?

Any