What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.