What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work