What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.