What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.