What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.