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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.