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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.