Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.