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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously