Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Saturday Night Fever Jokes More Saturday Night Fever Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever