Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.