Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever