Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Post on Sundays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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They can wear casual clothes to work

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever