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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Saturday Night Fever Jokes More Saturday Night Fever Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever