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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

Saturday Night Fever Jokes More Saturday Night Fever Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.