What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.