What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.