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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever