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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.