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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.