Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.