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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy